Taste test: These are edible if you like clams and are willing to eat just one or two.
But don't go stuffing your mouth with them and then come complaining to me. There's this guy I used to work with who did just that. (You know who you are, Paul.)
Smell test: Clammy.
From the package: “A taste worth fallin' for!”
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This snack was discovered by Keith and Melissa in New Hampshire.