Taste test: They taste like Doritos.
Shop: Buy Doritos on Amazon
Smell test: They smell like Cheese-Its.
From the package: “Guaranteed fresh until printed date or this snack's on us.”
Online store: Buy Doritos on Amazon
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Trivia: The bag is worth 1 Planet Lunch Ploid, "The Official Currency of Fun!"
This snack was discovered by Jeremy.