Taste test: CRIMINAL! The initial impression was yuck, followed by blegh, then urk, and finally a distinct feeling of unease that I had ingested something unnatural that will haunt me for the rest of my days.
Whatever possessed the creators of arguably the finest cheese snack on the market to allow a product so far against all that is good and holy is enough to turn one's thoughts towards apocalypse. Ever wondered what the four horsemen took with them for snacks along the way to the end time?
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Smell test: Too horrible to contemplate.
From the package: “Toy not suitable for children under 3 years. Small parts might be swallowed or inhaled.”
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This snack was discovered by Mairéad Doolan in Australia. Review published .