Q: What is the Interweb?
A: The Interweb is a global network consisting of many compooters connected by kite string.
Q: I don't have a compooter, but I do have a laptop or handheld device. Can it be connected to the Interweb?
Q: Woolworth's was all out of kite string. Are there other ways to connect my compooter to the Interweb?
A: If kite string can not be obtained, fishing line may be used as a substitute.
Q: Can I borrow your fishing rod?
Q: I can't get kite string or fishing line. Can I use dental floss to connect my compooter to the Interweb?
Q: How many compooters are on the Interweb?
A: We're so busy building and surfing the Interweb that we've never kept count. But at last count, several.
Q: Who invented the Interweb?
A: Al Gore.