Taste: These are Lays-type regular potato chips, not too salty (less salty than Lays Classic). They taste like Vincent's chips. Not too great, but what do you expect for 59 cents? These chips didn't make me thirsty.
"Do these chips make you thirsty? Slake it! Try Select Soda!" (The bag lists all of their soda flavors, too numerous to list here, as the Interweb is nearly full already.)