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Taquitos.net Careers

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Taquitos.net, a Crunch Enterprises Ventures Company, is a solid and pre-pre-IPO Interweb firm that is transforming the snack-reviews industry. Taquitos.net editors are hungry — hungry for their next challenge, but mostly hungry for their next snack. We are committed to seeing that their internal snack-tasting teams meet their collective and individual goals. We have built some of the most technically advanced snack reviewing Interweb sites on the Interweb.

We're looking for leaders who can contribute to a solid, salty and sometimes vinegary start-up. Individuals who want to be two steps ahead with a hot growth company and need an environment that forms and builds the ideas of today while introducing the ideas (and snacks) of tomorrow.

Benefits

Taquitos.net is a pre-pre-IPO Interweb not even ready to start-up that fueled the ideas of yesterday, forms and builds the snack reviews of today, and introduces the ideas of tomorrow. You want to join our team? Here are some of our benefits:

  • Free snacks at company tastings
  • Free chance to play Pac-Man on a three-year-old Handspring Visor Deluxe (Ice color)
  • Krispy Kreme doughnuts whenever one of the other editors returns from a trade show where there's a Krispy Kreme nearby.
  • Getting in on the ground floor of an exciting pre-pre-IPO opportunity.
  • Not worrying about pleasing the venture capitalists -- we have none!

We're currently looking for:


Pretzels Editor

Career Information:

As the Pretzels Editor (PE), you will be responsible for producing reviews of a snack-related variety, particularly related to the salty twisted bread known as pretzels. You will interact with a number of Taquitos.net editors and snacks reviewers, and be responsible for pitching in sometimes to buy new snacks. You will also assist in all aspects of Taquitos.net's marketing program, including the preparation of copy for dissemination on our intranet, Internet, Interweb or various publications. You must be able to work in a detail, deadline-oriented environment and be able to work for our common goal.

Qualifications include:

  • Knowing the difference between Rold Gold and Snyder's of Hanover, by taste
  • Being able to argue on both sides of this question: Which is better, pretzel rods, thin pretzels or pretzel sticks?
  • You must be able to chew on a pretzel rod as if it were a cigar.
  • Knowing the difference between Angus Crunch and his brother Justo.
  • Ability to discern pretzel staleness at its earliest stages (5% and less).
  • Being willing to jump onto a plane to Borneo to see their newest pretzel creation.

If you'd like to join this exciting new field of snack-related reviews, send your resume to Taquitos.net.


Cheese Puffs Editor

Career Information

As the Cheese Puffs Editor (CPE), you will be responsible for producing reviews of a snack-related variety, particularly related to the snack form known as the Cheese Puff. You will interact with a number of Taquitos.net editors and snacks reviewers, and be responsible for pitching in sometimes to buy new snacks. You will also assist in all aspects of Taquitos.net's marketing program, including the preparation of copy for dissemination on our intranet, Internet, Interweb or various publications. You must be able to work in a detail, deadline-oriented environment and be able to work for our common goal.

Qualifications include:

  • The skill and dexterity of not getting orange residue on your fingers (we will ask you for a demonstration at the job interview).
  • A winning record (.550 or better) at games of Tic-Tac-Toe using Cheetos X's and O's.
  • The ability to put 30 or more cheese balls into your mouth.
  • Having the intestinal fortitude to try the Cheez Waffies.
  • Being able to argue on both sides of the question: Which is better, Crunchy Cheetos or Jax puffed?

If you think you've got what it takes to become our next Cheese Puffs Editor, send your resume to Taquitos.net.