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 | | | Meat the SimpsonsMore quotes from The Simpsons: Snacking with the Simpsons | Simpsons Eating Hot Dogs | Simpsons Eating Candy | Lunch with the Simpsons | Eating with the Simpsons | Eating Out with the Simsons | Drinking with the Simpsons | Cooking with the Simpsons | Breakfast with the Simpsons
| Marge: | | I tried greasing the bucket with bacon fat but your father kept eating it. | | Homer Simpson: | | Couldn't you try a non-delicious fat? Oh, there's no such thing! |
| Homer Simpson: | | That's it! I'll go on a hunger strike. | | Marge: | | Oh Homer, you couldn't keep up a hunger strike. You eat while you brush your teeth. You're eating a huge sausage right now. | | | [Homer answers, taking bites of sausage between words.] | | Homer Simpson: | | So ... I can stop ... and I will stop ... I'm on a hunger strike starting ... right ... now. |
| Krusty: | | It's just that saying the brucha brings back a lot of bad memories ... | | | [Krusty begins to sob uncontrollably.] | | Homer Simpson: | | Key Krusty, you gonna finish that meatloaf, or what? |
| | [Guests at Martin's birthday party start vomiting.] | | Martin's dad: | | I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters! | | Martin: | | I'm ruined! |
| Everyone singing: | | We are family. | | Bart: | | Our bitter fights are now history! | | Everyone singing: | | We are family. | | Homer Simpson: | | Wolves and cougars ate our roast beef. |
| Homer Simpson: | | Marge, prepare the celebration ham. | | Marge: | | All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham. | | Homer Simpson: | | Marge, they're just hams. OK? |
| | [Homer shows his appreciation for Santa's Little Helper.] | | Homer Simpson: | | Well boy, now that we've got you back, I'm never gonna let you go again. | | Lisa: | | Uh-oh dad, I think he peed on the rug. | | Homer Simpson: | | Ha ha, to me that says I love you. | | Bart: | | I think he left a ''big hug'' in your lunchbox. | | Homer Simpson: | | Eh, probably that stupid cat. | | Marge: | | That cat saved your life. | | Homer Simpson: | | What has he done for me lately? | | Marge: | | He woke you up when you stopped breathing last night. | | | [Homer shakes his fist.] | | Homer Simpson: | | Yeah, but he ate the last can of tuna. | | Lisa: | | Dad, you ate the last can of tuna. | | Homer Simpson: | | Everyone's against me. |
| Homer Simpson: | | Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? | | Lisa: | | No. | | Homer Simpson: | | Ham? | | Lisa: | | No! | | Homer Simpson: | | Pork chops? | | Lisa: | | Dad, those all come from the same animal! | | Homer Simpson: | | Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal. |
More quotes from The Simpsons: Snacking with the Simpsons | Simpsons Eating Hot Dogs | Simpsons Eating Candy | Lunch with the Simpsons | Eating with the Simpsons | Eating Out with the Simsons | Drinking with the Simpsons | Cooking with the Simpsons | Breakfast with the Simpsons |
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