Cooking with the Simpsons

Ralph Wiggum:

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.

Homer Simpson:		See Marge, I told you they could deep-fry my shirt.
Marge:		I didn't say they couldn't, I said you shouldn't.

Gabriel the angel/social worker:		Thank you Marge. You sure do love cooking.
Marge:		Food keeps my family happy. So I do a few practice dinners before showtime. 'Cuz at 6 o'clock we go live!

Marge:

Only three cavities, Bart. Your best check-up ever. I'm going to make you my specialty, butterscotch chicken.

Lisa:		Well, I think this family should try more vegetarian meals. We'd feel better and live longer.
Marge:		Vegetables, you've been promoted from side dish to entree.
Homer Simpson:		I don't miss meat at all. This portabello mushroom eats like a steak. A rubbery, fungus-like steak.

Marge:

Kids, I won't be home tonight, so I'm leaving you some low-cal microwaveable TV dinners.






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