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 | | | Simpsons Eating Hot DogsMore quotes from The Simpsons: Snacking with the Simpsons | Simpsons Eating Candy | Meat the Simpsons | Lunch with the Simpsons | Eating with the Simpsons | Eating Out with the Simsons | Drinking with the Simpsons | Cooking with the Simpsons | Breakfast with the Simpsons
| Homer Simpson: | | Yo Apu, give me the usual. | | Apu: | | Yes, sir. One Kwik-E-Dog, one bubble gum cigar and the latest issue of Success magazine. | | Homer Simpson: | | Mmmm. Hey, this hot dog tastes different. | | Apu: | | Yes, I just cleaned out the machine sir, so the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in its putrid grease. | | Homer Simpson: | | Yeah ... but without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus. |
| squeaky-voiced teen: | | I'm sorry sir, your car's still blocked in. | | Homer Simpson: | | Well, I guess Flanders doesn't have all the luck. | | squeaky-voiced teen: | | So we'll let you drive home in the Weinermobile. | | Ned Flanders: | | Well, hot dog! That cuts the mustard with me. | | Homer Simpson: | | Oh, it's not fair. I always wanted to drive a food-shaped car. | | Ned Flanders: | | Heh-heh-heh. The steering wheel is a giant onion ring! |
| Apu: | | Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them. | | Homer Simpson: | | But I eat ... oh. |
| | [Skinner exits the school after barricading himself in with Krabappel and Bart.] | | Seymour Skinner: | | I have a bomb. | | Chief Wiggum: | | Wait a minute. Those aren't bombs. They're hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. | | Superintendent Chalmers: | | What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs? |
| Leonard Nimoy: | | Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near. | | Bart: | | Uh huh. | | Hot dog vendor: | | Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog? | | Leonard Nimoy: | | Surprise me. | | | [The vendor hesitates and puts a whole batch of what appears to be lettuce on top.] |
| H. K. Duff VIII: | | Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted 12 amazing days. | | Homer Simpson: | | Me so hungy. | | H. K. Duff VIII: | | Of course you are, Hungry Hungry Homer. Why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme? | | | [Homer sniffs the hot dog.] | | Homer Simpson: | | Oh, so hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions. Jalapeño relish. ... Wait a minute, those are Southwestern ingredients. ... Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavor they enjoy in ... Albuquerque! | | Lenny: | | He's right. | | Moe: | | Yeah ... and the wrapper says "Albuquerque Isotopes"! |
More quotes from The Simpsons: Snacking with the Simpsons | Simpsons Eating Candy | Meat the Simpsons | Lunch with the Simpsons | Eating with the Simpsons | Eating Out with the Simsons | Drinking with the Simpsons | Cooking with the Simpsons | Breakfast with the Simpsons |
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